Today, January 10th 2012 the Hostess Company filed for bankruptcy. Also today, January 10th 2012 scientists moved the "Doomsday Clock" one minute closer to midnight...signifying that we are that much closer to the end of the world. Coincidence? Maybe. Or maybe the greatest minds in the world realized what I have known for years, the planet can't survive without Twinkies. The Earth has no reason to continue without Suzi-Q's. How can we go on without Honey Buns? And most of all, do we really want to bother with a world where Ding Dongs don't exist?
My advice; RUN! RUN to your local grocery store! Buy all the tasty, tasty Hostess snacks that your cart can hold. Because apparently, Nobel prize winners, Mayans AND the Hostess Company are all trying to tell us the same thing...the end is nigh.
1 comment:
Fear not, maybe the Feds will bail them out like they did GM. Then twinkies will cost $10 each and be filled with surplus mayonaise.
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