In light of the recent events that took place high above Detroit, I am hereby submitting my plan for making the skies friendly once again. The solution is elegant in it's simplicity and won't cost the airlines or the government a dime. Furthermore, I can guarantee that airplane terrorism will CEASE to exist when my plan is fully implemented.
Here's the basic outline...everyone flies naked. BOOM! Problem solved. You wanna sneak a box cutter on the flight? Better be prepared to stick it up your ass. Got a recipe for explosives that involves a batch of volatile chemicals? Better make room for 'em in your ass. I think you get the idea. Pretty much, all airport security has to look for now is the dude that's walking very gingerly.
You're welcome Homeland Security. Don't mention it FAA. Just trying to do my part.
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That might be the end of aviation as we know it...maybe even civilization itself.
Maybe we should just look for dudes without luggage, one-way tickets, paid for in cash...heading to Detroit(?). That might be a start.
I knew a girl once who could smuggle a bomb on board whilst nude;)
How well did you probe...I mean "know" her?
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